Wednesday, February 24, 2010

money talks, whales walk

ok, so whales swim... and how many of you sat staring at a whale floating in a tank today?... a minute, two minutes, sitting there staring at a whale flating in a tank... better than an accident down the street?... think about it, would you be staring at a whale floating in a tank if that whale did not kill someone today?... looking for blood on it's teeth?...

is there a three strikes rule for whales?... i mean, this is the third person this whale killed, after all... canada sold the whale to sea world after it killed a trainer up there... somehow a dead guy was found floating on this same whale's back eight years later... wonder how he got there...

and today, guests tell one story about the whale swimming, leaping, grabbing the woman by the waist, shaking her like a rag doll until her shoe flew off, then dragging her under water... sea world spokespeople say she fell into the pool and drowned... the whale says the show must go on...

even when you're swallowed by a twenty foot whale,
go, on with the show
...


show people, go figure...

pop news, but for the record, no video today.